Hi I'm bridget

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: swellsea, via pride)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via cigs4kids)